Multitasking Satellites

For those who just came back from hell, you should know that laptops are the newest multitasking devices and not Swiss knives. These new gadgets don't only act as office assistants. They serve as splendid entertainment tools. But when it comes to providing live entertainment, nothing beats our young secretary. I've already done to her what her boyfriend has been fantasizing every night, and I know she likes it.

Anyway, an example of a multitasking machine is the Satellite A105-S3611 multimedia notebook from Toshiba. It measures 14.2 by 10.5 by nearly two inches, and weighs 5.95 pounds, which makes it really portable. The screen gives a pleasing image quality for pornographic films or uninteresting Excel spreadsheets. This unit is so cool because it makes a nice monitor for my Xbox 360 games. I played Dungeon Siege in it for four solid hours.

There are many reasons why I consider this model a multitasker. A105-S3611 is actually better than our congressmen who did nothing in their political career but drink mineral water in their air-conditioned offices. I also found out that it's also durable, because I whacked the face of my nosy officemate with it after he told my pervert boss that I was playing instead of working.